Some noses are giant, some noses are tiny,
Some noses are dirty, some noses are shiny,
Some noses are droopy, some point way up high;
In Beverly Hills there are noses to buy.
Some noses are broken, some noses are flat,
Some noses are skinny, some noses are fat,
Some noses are proud and have nothing to hide
While others hold secrets way up inside... (ewwwww)
Some noses are quiet while others are snoring,
Some noses are flashy, some noses are boring,
Some noses are brown, some noses are red,
And I've seen some noses that don't quite fit their head.
But in all of the world there's a nose like no other
For a nose like your own I have yet to discover.
When viewed from the side or from way down below
I can't help but say it's the cutest I know.